Catchack is a syn

Go Ga

catchack — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:26:40 +0000

Lady Gaga

There are few people on the fence about her. I heard it said that you either totally love or sort of love her. Either way, this woman (?) has stolen my heart and boggles my mind with her talent, beauty, art, and performance. SHE IN NO WAY does anything like it has been done before. I hear some say that she’s the new Madonna. I thought of that when I first saw her and heard her. My first experience with her was “so who’s this Lady Gaga person everyone’s talking about?” and I was told to watch the ‘Pokerface’ video. OH EM JEE. Her dances are different than anything I’ve ever seen. She has more control over her body than I could ever wish to have. If I tried anything she does in dancing I would fall over. This woman is in love with Andy Warhol, gays, and the acceptance of the ‘monsters’ of everyone’s lives.

She’s outrageous, beautiful, creative, talented. Not to mention…has a great stylist: http://nicolaformichetti.blogspot.com/

OH
HER…

IMS is Bullshit

catchack — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:19:51 +0000

“ Researchers recently discovered that many men suffer from a condition similar to PMS called irritable male syndrome (IMS).”

Questions: Are men really suffering from this? Or merely asking for an excuse to be rude and neglect to acknowledge polite social cues? Do they really suffer from pain in their ovaries that feel like labor pains? And do they hate even the ones they love the most? Can they really not control their thoughts or feelings about people?

Researchers claim that there are causes to IMS, these causes being: stress, lack of sleep, too much alcohol consumption, surgery…

Is it just me or do these things seem like they could cause ANYONE to be pissed off? I do not call my selfish and outright rude actions ‘PMS’ on every day of the month, I merely call it ‘bitch’. Why can’t men just call their rude behavior ‘ass’? Why do they have to belittle and undermine the true suffering I have to experience several days a month by ‘wanting in’ on the action? Get over it, men! You just simply have it better, appreciate it.

Women unite…IMS is a myth
Also, I love men

It’s Texas Time

catchack — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:15:55 +0000

I’m in the great state of Texas for Christmas, then back to California for New Year’s. So being here has been alright so far. It’s been nice and relaxing since the insane mayhem of the Fall 09 semester.

This semester included (but is not limited to):
-Breaking my computer: thus less blog writing
-Learning that I really can write papers and such
-Moving into a new house with some great friends
-Establishing that Tuesday is now on Wednesday
-Putting another year’s knotch in my relationship belt
-Seeing very large white cat balls
-Receiving a trampoline
-Making a video on anonymous sex stories

So I guess that’s what you all missed. And damn are people (2 specific people) so unbelievably predictable.

Good night, moon.

T minus five minutes

catchack — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:49:44 +0000

To flight check-in.

The good thing about Southwest Airlines is the free bag checks, the hilarious flight attendants, and the god-awful gold/brown planes.

The bad thing: flight check-ins

You know, if I don’t check in exactly 24 hours in advance, I get stuck with a middle seat, and probably in the back for that matter. It feels as if people just sit at their computer constantly putting in their confirmation number five minutes early until it finally gets accepted as truly 24 hours before the flight departure. For some reason, we all tend to think that the time we have could be as much as five minutes off from the time they have. I’ve even tried to change the time on my computer to see if that works. It’s almost a race. I wonder if I’ll ever get A1. Then it really becomes 12:45 and my internet slows down. It can’t open the southwest.com page.

AND I just got A38. Thirty eight?! At only 2 minutes after check-in time. 37 people on my flight beat me to the punch. I’ll stare them down tomorrow, oh I’ll stare them down and glare them down. I’ll have contempt for their speed and agility.

FOOLS!

Gimme a Word

catchack — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:54:05 +0000

So here’s the word Kyle gave me: sedulous

Pronunciation: \ˈse-jə-ləs\

Function: adjective

Etymology: Latin sedulus, from sedulo sincerely, diligently, from sed-, se without + dolus guile — more at suicide

Date: 1540

1 : involving or accomplished with careful perseverance <sedulous craftsmanship>

2 : diligent in application or pursuit sedulous student>

Now, what I think is so funny about this word is that: it’s summer. Summer is the season for being ANTI sedulous. Yet here I am being reminded once again that I should probably be doing something worthwhile with me time. All I’ve really been doing with my time the past few days is looking at picture of New Orleans, looking at New Orleans’ food, New Orleans’ schools, New Orleans’ apartment guides. If you think I’m stupid…YOU’RE stupid. And here’s why:

So I guess that’s it. Now go stalk someone else. Twitter even…if you so desire.

Fruit Bats

catchack — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:37:35 +0000

No one believed me when I said bats were cute…

Well, you’re gonna believe me now:

So I’m going to the US open surf competition in Huntington this weekend.
Women’s finals- Saturday 3:00
Men’s finals- Sunday 1:00

California

catchack — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:39:04 +0000

And learn how to make the green bean casserole. It helps.

City of Angels, City of Summer

catchack — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:07:09 +0000

So I’ve been spending a lot of time in LA this summer. It’s been nice actually. You know, I’ve hated LA for a long time…It’s ugly, it’s dirty, it’s rude, it’s pretentious…it’s hipster. But I’ve found to get over it, you know, considering it’s summertime. Though Los Angeles has no Angels whatsoever, it’s not a bad place to have a good time. Granted, there’s nothing beautiful about it, and I get harassed by every mid-thirties drunkard on the street, but when else am I going to do this shiznit?

Me, Sam, and Kelsey had a metro adventure in where we did many many things….saw Michael Jackon’s star, ate lunch at a Mexican market, went to Chinatown and met a nice guy named Max, got harrassed by a big black guy listening to his headphones, went to Union Station for my first time ever…it was great fun.

As I have friends that live in Echo Park, I’ve been going up there quite a bit too. It’s a great big house with a wittle tiny kitteh.

You know what’s ironic about LA? It’s scary…but there are no dark alleys to be afraid of. There’s too much light pollution.

I’m pretty sure you can’t copyright fractions.

Now go change your diaper.

Almost Finished

catchack — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:02:43 +0000

Not ‘Almost Done.’ This is only because Mrs. Black (my 4th grade teacher) made a very huge deal about the difference between the words ‘done’ and ‘finished.’ The word ‘done’ is only to be used when speaking about food, or something that has a process. I don’t know if this is right (as she also told us to say ‘sneaked’ instead of ‘snuck’), but it has stuck with me for ten wretched years…going on eleven.

So I have 2.5 days left of my summer class (the .5 is because I’m currently in class). It flew by, faster than Superman, who is faster than a speeding a bullet. This class was waaaaay faster than that, some Mach Speed stuff going on there. So now I am forced to find a new way to spend my time. I have a few little things here and there to do, but mostly, I’ll be bored, muohhstly.

So I say it’s beach, most days. I found this great section of the planet in Newport…it was about ten feet long and two feet wide. Here it is:

They look like little lizard tails. River woulda liked ‘em. Yeah…so we’ll see how many different beaches I can hit this summer. Hopefully I’ll be making it to Las Vegas soon, too, to see my wittle baybee Sewah.

So I recommend Summer and Interterm classes to everyone. This is the fourth one I’ve done. The classes are smaller, shorter, more focused. They are much more enjoyable. So go get stuff done, friends.

And please…clean your room.

Weirdos (Weirdoes)

Summer Sessions

catchack — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:39:51 +0000

They have started off terribly. McKinley’s late and there are a dozen of us waiting for him to show up to class. Man.

So I’m looking to find a temporary summer job. But hey, who’s gonna hire someone for only three months? I’m gonna be bored out of my mind if I can’t find some way to spend my time. So maybe I could volunteer. Here are some places around LA that need volunteers and support. PICK A CAUSE!!

http://foodonfoot.org/

This organization helps provide food and clothing to the homeless in Los Angeles.

http://www.spcala.com/

This is the Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals in Los Angeles. Foster care for a pet! Or help promote bonds between humans and animals.

http://www.bbbs.org/site/c.diJKKYPLJvH/b.1539751/k.BDB6/Home.htm

Big Brother, Big Sister program. Befriend a child or teen to help them have a positive example in a tough time of adolescence.